Oh dear god, why??? Why do you hate newgrounds so much that you put this on here??? Have you no morals?
I've just got to ask, why don't you include some sort of controls instruction? I can see the Chuck Norris humor attempt and it was kind of funny the very first time, but there's literally nothing to the game. Half a star because you would have to submit a game with just a title screen to get less.
Personally this is in my top ten best flash created by man so far,and its pretty high up there. The only thing that I could see in terms of improvements is maybe a sandbox mode after you beat the game, or a new game +, because I don't believe this option is available unless I missed it. The reason I gave this a 4.5 is because I have a very hard time giving out 5's. its got to be F***ing PERFECT, while this game isn't perfect it comes damn near it. Hell it probably grazed perfection. Anyways, you guys did a seriously badass job. Congrats, Kudos, and all that jive!! : D
Absolutely great game!! The flaw I can see is the inconsistent difficulty. The game pretty much loses all the challenge by day 2. Otherwise this is straight up grade-A flash gold : D Great job!!
This is pretty good man, I thoroughly enjoyed it. The only problem I really had with it is that it tends to be on the repetitive side after a while.
This game is pretty much one of the best flash games on this site. Very well done, but the lag is the main problem. It gets to be very bad at some points even with the visual settings turned all the way down. Aside from that flaw the game is perfect and the promise of extra content being added regularly the game gets even better. Kudos Krinkels, you're the man.
We need a new thing thing!!! :D Otherwise great game, a few glitches here and there, such as me not being able to change my character's appearance at all, but other than that straight up stellar!
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