Oh dear god, why??? Why do you hate newgrounds so much that you put this on here??? Have you no morals?
I've just got to ask, why don't you include some sort of controls instruction? I can see the Chuck Norris humor attempt and it was kind of funny the very first time, but there's literally nothing to the game. Half a star because you would have to submit a game with just a title screen to get less.
Personally this is in my top ten best flash created by man so far,and its pretty high up there. The only thing that I could see in terms of improvements is maybe a sandbox mode after you beat the game, or a new game +, because I don't believe this option is available unless I missed it. The reason I gave this a 4.5 is because I have a very hard time giving out 5's. its got to be F***ing PERFECT, while this game isn't perfect it comes damn near it. Hell it probably grazed perfection. Anyways, you guys did a seriously badass job. Congrats, Kudos, and all that jive!! : D
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